Happy Birthday girls

Well, not birthday really... It's more of an anniversary of sorts. Even that's the wrong word. I think the Roman word would be something like uncia-annual celebration of birth.

Fun Fact: In the process of trying to find that out, I figured out that biannual is a 1/2 yearly anniversary; and biennial is a two year anniversary.





Then what the fuck is semiannual?





Anyhow; the girls are now one month old. Harlot has enrolled as a non-metriculated student at SPU, and she's hoping to have her AA busted out before she has to commit more time to daycare and preschool. She hasn't decide on a major yet, but she's taking Babbling 101 and Staring Vacantly 104 this quarter. We're advising her to start with her inherent strengths and develop a skills base before she tried to tackle international tax law.

Meanwhile, Juggla is taking some time off from academic pursuits to "let the spirit world guide her." I don't know what that means, but there's a lot of incense burning and she's been hanging out with dirty filthy hippies. She has a tentative plan to go on a backpacking trip through Southeast Asia, but we'll see if any of the pieces ever end up falling into place.

Abby is recovering well, and if she can get her core strength back up she's considering a career switch to close-combat skydiving.

(I couldn't find a good picture of Keanu from Point Break diving out after Swayze. But imagine if I did. That would be a good picture here. Would you like to know more?) Abby would start training to do this.

In non-baby related news:

...uh...

...wait, there's got to be something..... huh.

...I made chili last night, but it was pretty mild. I guess the taste can bleed over to the taste of breastmilk. No, that's vaguely baby related.

Nope. Babies are pretty much everything right now.

Oh! I got it. The Pro-bowl. It's on Sunday, and I'm totally going to watch a bunch of uninspired, lousy football between the best of the best. I'll drink one or several beers, and hopefully eat the flesh of an animal, but not too loud. No need to wake the dragons.